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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1,有一天,一只海龟在沙滩上散步,看到一只螃蟹在爬行。海龟问螃蟹:“你为什么总是横着走?”螃蟹回答说:“因为我有钳,所以任性。”
2,有一天,一只兔子走进一家酒吧,对酒保说:“给我一杯咖啡。”酒保回答说:“不好意思,我们这里只卖啤酒和红酒。”兔子说:“那我就来一杯红酒吧,我是红眼兔子。”
3,有一天,一只狐狸走进一家商店,对店主说:“给我一盒巧克力。”店主递给狐狸一盒巧克力,狐狸打开盒子后发现里面只有一块巧克力。狐狸问:“为什么只有一块?”店主回答说:“因为‘一块’巧克力。”

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